Happy Turkey Day!
May your trousers support all the fowl, cranberry sauce, pumpkin pie, pecan pie, stuffing, mashed potatoes, ham, dinner rolls, corn on the cob, carrot cake, deviled eggs, baked macaroni and cheese, egg nog, apple cider, tossed salad, peach cobbler, candies yams, biscuits, sweet potatoes, green bean casserole, turducken (whoa!), and if you have a turkey in a turkey (turturkeykey)–well that’s just wrong.
Turturkeykey!